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Wednesday, November 1, 2017

JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL



Mother-in-law:  I was wondering how my son had chosen this lady who is
so lazy and impertinent.


Rita:  Your daughter-in-law had also told me how your son had chosen you
as his mother!  (giggles)
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Doctor:  How are you feeling today?


Ronnie: (who developed a phobia of surgery)  O' Dr Jones, I am really
feeling fantastic!


Doctor:  How come you were brought by an ambulance?


Ronnie:  Sorry, doctor!  My wife has memory loss.  She always call
000 or 999 for no reason at all.
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Waiter:  What's your order, Mam.


Jenny:  An entrée of asparagus and chives.


Waiter:  What's your main meal, Mam?


Jenny:  That's my main meal.  I am unemployed!


Waiter:  What's your dessert, Mam?


Jenny:  A lollipop!


Waiter:  You really need help, I will call my manager
to give you a job!



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