Wednesday, November 1, 2017
JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL
Mother-in-law: I was wondering how my son had chosen this lady who is
so lazy and impertinent.
Rita: Your daughter-in-law had also told me how your son had chosen you
as his mother! (giggles)
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Doctor: How are you feeling today?
Ronnie: (who developed a phobia of surgery) O' Dr Jones, I am really
feeling fantastic!
Doctor: How come you were brought by an ambulance?
Ronnie: Sorry, doctor! My wife has memory loss. She always call
000 or 999 for no reason at all.
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Waiter: What's your order, Mam.
Jenny: An entrée of asparagus and chives.
Waiter: What's your main meal, Mam?
Jenny: That's my main meal. I am unemployed!
Waiter: What's your dessert, Mam?
Jenny: A lollipop!
Waiter: You really need help, I will call my manager
to give you a job!
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