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Friday, December 8, 2017

Jokes Only by Cynthia Abegail

James was rushing to his English exam.  He was late.  The teacher asked:  “ And why are you late?”  He replied, “My Grandma is sick, I have fed her first.  He opened the test booklet.  The first question is:  Give an example of a verb.  10 percent.  He said, “Easy.”  Then, he read the second question: Write a comprehensive essay about caring of the elderly with hyperbole, metaphor and simile.  Prove with a set of arguments why you can pass an exam even if you are 30 minutes late.  90 percent.  Add suitable references and your time starts now!  James:  Grr!

Adapted from Herald Sun

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