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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Jokes Only by Cynthia Abegail

Nadia (to a pickpocket) Excuse me, your hand is on my pocket.

Pickpocket:  Sorry Mam, I did not mean it, then bend to the floor.

Nadia:  It’s alright, Hmm, I did not realise my pocket has a hole.

Pickpocket:  Oh, the knife works, then leaves smiling...

Nadia:  Wait, I lost my antique coins, ... (grinned).

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Waiter:  What’s your order, Mam?

Sue:  Do you have battered turkey?

Waiter:  Sure, I will tell the chef to batter our live turkey first

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