Wife: Will you love me when I am sixty four?
Husband: Oh, you became romantic again! I told you that,
but you are now eighty!
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Doctor: Nurse, I told you to give John 20 mg of X,
not 20 g!
Nurse: Look at your writing, seems 20 g.
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Nellie: I am afraid to go out of the dark, you know!
Jane: How old are you?
Nellie: 70!
Jane: Hmm...
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