ZOORJEES JOKES

Zoorjee's Jokes

Have you heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel.

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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging jumping from a building,lying on train tracks,but we choose Marriage, slow and sure.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?If you find good wife you are complete otherwise you are finished.

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks,but paying the bill does.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, You are beautiful,I love you.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue, U'r my headache, one day I'll kill you>
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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month,what will you pay me?
pHusband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
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Two men are talking: 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out,cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby cloths.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons.
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Police arrested a drunkard and asked: Where are you going?
Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who will lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife.
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Witty to the high degree!  Zoorjee always makes us laugh!  Thanks Zoorjee.