Jokes Only by Cynthia Abegail

James:  How’s my daughter?  Is she getting now 100 percent in her test?

Tutor:  I am still negotiating with the teacher that I sit the test for her.

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Waiter:  We have a special:  Chicken bouillon with asparagus, chives and mint.

Customer:  That’s too complicated, just give me roast chicken with salt.

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Janine:  My husband is so sweet!  He gave me a bunch of red roses with marigold.  How about you?

Sarah:  Some bunch of leaves 🍁 with fungi!  So ingenious!