JOKES --- BY WITTY HENNY # FORWARDED BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL

Jokes Corner

I finally found out how they make
ladies' bathing suits. First, they
take a stitch of nylon. That's all!
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I wouldn't say her bathing suit was
skimpy, but I saw more cotton on
the top of aspirin bottle.
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I'll never forget one day I was practicing
the violin in front of a roaring fire and then
my father walked in and he was furious.
We didn't have a fireplace.
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I used to take you riding in my car, and
you insisted I take the top down. It
took me three hours. It wasn't a convertible.
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There's a new kind of Russian roulette. You
get six cobras in a room and you play the
flute. One of them is deaf!

Source: Henny Youngman. Take this Book Please.