Waiter: What’s your order Mam? Ms Cruz: Well, the cheapest lamb steak in town. Waiter: There’s nothing cheap lamb Mam. Ms Cruz: Just give me sardines in tomato sauce please. Waiter: Cheap! She should have cooked at home. 😂
Clara: Oh, I’m in love!
Gerard: Is he in love with you?
Clara: That’s the problem. 🤣
Juliet: Oh my Romeo, where art thou?
Nurse: Juliet, your Romeo is in the arms of Rose!
Juliet: Are you sure? Titanic has not sunk yet!
Nurse: But your balcony has...