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May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Author UnknownA prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. ~Sir Winston Churchill
Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you're William Hurt. ~"Phil's-osophy" by Phil Dunphy (Christopher Lloyd, Steven Levitan, and Dan O'Shannon, Modern Family, "Schooled," original airdate 2012 Oct 10)
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ~Jack Handey
It's not that I'm a Type‑B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
A signature always reveals a man's character — and sometimes even his name. ~Evan Esar
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown
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