Employer: Did you have any experience in this type of work?
Employee: Boss, you did not remember me, your former
employee?
Employer: In what year did I fire you?
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Lover: You are as beautiful as the moon!
Beloved: Really, just like the full-blossomed moon?
Lover: Just like the crescent moon with all the craters!
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Husband: How do I love thee?
Wife: You love me with an everlasting love!
Husband: I did not tell you everlasting! That's too long!
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