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Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Jokes by Maria Cassia

Peter:  I feel uncomfortable with Ms Cruz, the psychologist.  She seems to observe all my moves.

John:  Of course, she has to observe your strange, schizophrenic ways!


Mary:  My daughter in-law never cleans the house.  It seems to have been hit by a cyclone.   What will I do or tell her so she will not be offended?

Tom:  Clean her house!

Mary:  Grr!!!


Jonah:  I love her, yet I do not find the courage to tell her, can you help me?

Micah:  Say it with flowers.

Then Micah saw Jonah making a big poster with FLOWERS in big print!

Micah:  I have never seen such a moron!

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