Peter: I feel uncomfortable with Ms Cruz, the psychologist. She seems to observe all my moves.
John: Of course, she has to observe your strange, schizophrenic ways!
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Mary: My daughter in-law never cleans the house. It seems to have been hit by a cyclone. What will I do or tell her so she will not be offended?
Tom: Clean her house!
Mary: Grr!!!
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Jonah: I love her, yet I do not find the courage to tell her, can you help me?
Micah: Say it with flowers.
Then Micah saw Jonah making a big poster with FLOWERS in big print!
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