Wife: Have you seen my husband, I am looking for him all day!
Carl: The more you look for him, the more he will not
appear, that's the psychology of men. Leave him alone.
Wife: I did that already, he appeared after a month!
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Darren: Have you heard why Nick got angry at his wife?
John: No! Please tell me!
Darren: The wife delivered her baby. Oh, the son's hair
was blonde!
John: What's wrong with blonde hair, that's nice!
Darren: His husband is Indian.
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Student: Mam, have I passed?
Teacher: No.
Student: Mam, could we doctor it?
Teacher: Yes, you need to consult a doctor
to pass next time!
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