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JOKE CORNER
Down in the south, there are many
churches known as "answer back"
churches. When the preacher says
something, the congregation naturally
replies.

One Sunday, a preacher was speaking on
what it would take to become better. He
said, "If this church is to become better, it
must take up it's bed and walk." The
congregation said "Let it walk, Preacher, let
it walk."
Encouraged by their response, he went further,
"If this church is going to become better, it will
have to throw aside it's hindrances and run!"
The congregation replied, Let it run, preacher,
let it run!"

Now really into his message, he spoke stronger,
"If this church really wants to become great, it will
have to take up it's wings and fly!" "Let it fly,
preacher, let it fly!" the congregation shouts. The
Preacher gets louder, "If this church is going to
fly, it will costs money!"

The congregation replied, "Let it walk, Preacher, let
it walk."Thanks to: Don Bosco's Madonna (Vol 11, no. 10)