Question: How old are you?
Answer: Guess please... (Woman)
Question: Are you married?
Answer: Not really! (Man)
Question: Did you see the red light?
Answer: Not that I know of ! (Driver)Question: What time is it now?
Answer: It's daylight saving time, Dear! (Husband)
Question: Did you shop again?
Answer: Er... It's our anniversary, Love. (Wife)
Question: Is it time for breakfast now, Son?
Answer: No, Mum... It's time for me to sleep! (Son)
Question: Is that a face or a mask?
Answer: Don't deny, I look gorgeous... (Daughter)
Question: Will you take her for better or for worst?
Answer: For better... (Groom)
Question: Will you promise to love him forever?
Answer: Oh! Forever is quite a long time! (Bride)Cheers!
Cynthia Abegail
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