JOKES ONLY
Husband: Darl, have you seen my credit cards?
Wife: It's already in the bank, Love!
Husband: And why? Shopping again!!! Grrr!!!
Wife: The bank says: Over the limit.
------------------------------------------------
Patient: You know Doc, I have this funny feeling!
Psychiatrist: Tell me about it.
Patient: I think I am falling in love with the most
handsome and smartest person I ever met!
Psychiatrist: Who is the man?
Patient: You are the one, Doc!
Psychiatrist: You're now telling the truth at last.
Verdict: You are now well.
-------------------------------------------------
Lawrence: This is the best I-pad I've ever seen,
so slim and tiny about 7x7 cm.
Fay: You've never seen mine--- 3x3 cm.
Lawrence: Wow, when did you use it?
Fay: I have not used it, are you mad?
--------------------------------------------------
Winnie: This Navigator amazes me!
James: Why?
Winnie: I was planning to go to Sydney, then I
arrive in Perth!
--------------------------------------------------
Customer: Waiter, why is this prawn so small,
I could barely see it!
Waiter: What did you order, Sir (large, medium or
small)?
Customer: I ordered small!
Waiter: That's our small! Small is not big,
isn't it?
---------------------------------------------------
Fiancee: Why did you organise our wedding on
April 1?
Fiancee 2: What's wrong with that?
Fiancee: That's April Fool's Day!
Fiancee 2: Alright, let's move it to Labor's Day.
---------------------------------------------------
Principal: I have overheard that you are just
reading newspapers in class, what's up?
Teacher: What's wrong with that, am I not
teaching Current Events?
---------------------------------------------------
Wife: I dreamed of going to the Bahamas, Darl
this spring!
Husband: How much does the ticket cost?
Wife: Only a thousand dollars!
Husband: Does your dream has a sequel?
Cheers: Cynthia Abegail
No comments:
Post a Comment