(CYNTHIA HAS SOME NICE JOKES ON THIS HOLIDAY)NEW WORLD
JOKES CORNER
Luke is facing a heart surgery but he is not at all agitated. He had an orientation the
day before his surgery.
Luke: I realise that my surgeon is Dr. O' Kelly.
Reception: Certainly, so you have nothing to worry about. It is assumed that he has at least a survival rate of 50%.
Luke: (quite nervous) Not too bad. How many patients had died?
Reception: One has survived. You are his second patient!
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Joanna is a green - eyed monster. Whereever her husband is, she is always there
and keep a watchful eye. Fred, the poor guy seems to have a net around him and
felt so enclosed! Once in a party, a pretty lady hugged him so tenderly that Joanna's
eyes were blazing...
After the party, the rift begun!
Joanna: Who is that lady?
James: She is a very important person!
Joanna: There you go, she is important...
James: Well, she is the new director of our company!
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Rhoda and Luigi were arguing about who deserves to get the $50.00; the one who tells the biggest lie. The manager was passing by and stopped to inquire about the fuss.
Rhoda: Boss, we are just finding the biggest liar, just for fun!
Manager: You should be doing work instead of this nonsense. When I was your age, I did not even know what a lie is!
... Luigi gave the $50.00 to the manager.
JOKES CORNER
Luke is facing a heart surgery but he is not at all agitated. He had an orientation the
day before his surgery.
Luke: I realise that my surgeon is Dr. O' Kelly.
Reception: Certainly, so you have nothing to worry about. It is assumed that he has at least a survival rate of 50%.
Luke: (quite nervous) Not too bad. How many patients had died?
Reception: One has survived. You are his second patient!
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Joanna is a green - eyed monster. Whereever her husband is, she is always there
and keep a watchful eye. Fred, the poor guy seems to have a net around him and
felt so enclosed! Once in a party, a pretty lady hugged him so tenderly that Joanna's
eyes were blazing...
After the party, the rift begun!
Joanna: Who is that lady?
James: She is a very important person!
Joanna: There you go, she is important...
James: Well, she is the new director of our company!
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Rhoda and Luigi were arguing about who deserves to get the $50.00; the one who tells the biggest lie. The manager was passing by and stopped to inquire about the fuss.
Rhoda: Boss, we are just finding the biggest liar, just for fun!
Manager: You should be doing work instead of this nonsense. When I was your age, I did not even know what a lie is!
... Luigi gave the $50.00 to the manager.
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