JOKES from Don Bosco's Madonna#Forwarded By Cynthia Abegail

JOKES CORNER

A man was driving down the road. He
passes a traffic camera and saw it flash.
Astounded that he had been caught
speeding when he was doing the speed
limit, he turned around and, going even
slower, he passed by the camera.
Again, he saw it flash. He couldn't believe
it, so he turned again, going a snail's pace,
he passed the camera.
Again, he saw it flash. He guessed it must
have a fault. Four weeks later, he received
three traffic fines in the mail, all for not
wearing a seatbelt!
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After a very long and boring sermon, the
parishioners piled out of the church, saying
nothing to the preacher. Towards the end of
the line was a thoughtful person who always
commented on the sermons. "Pastor, today
your sermon reminded me of peace and love of
God.
The pastor was thrilled. "Nobody has ever said
anything like that about my preaching before. Tell
me why."
"Because it endured forever."

Thanks to: Don Bosco's Madonna. Dec 2009 (Vol 11, no.8)