John: I can't understand my wife. We need a maid to clean the house. Instead of hiring a 20 year-old lady, she hired a 60 year old Nanna!
Peter: Same with me, John! I need a Secretary. My wife screened the applicants and the successful one is a 50 year old lady whose eyes are bulging and with a crooked nose. Anyway, she can type, at least.
John: I don't get it!